Now I've got another guy who, catch this, claims he's got a female fuck-buddy who might want to participate. A female fuck-buddy who isn't his wife. Wow.
Current status: he's interested, but reluctant for one reason. He parks in my building. He's thinking it might be potentially awkward. Maybe. And equally for me. I dunno. The ball's presently in my court.
Think I'm gonna hit it back.